You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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