Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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