...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.