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(508): View more from Massachusetts

so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear

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...this stays between you and me

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(508): so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear (401): ...this stays between you and me http://tfl.nu/qjou

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

and on the seventh day, God created megan fox

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(306): and on the seventh day, God created megan fox http://tfl.nu/yceo

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(330): View more from Ohio

We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.

(330): View more from Ohio

Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.

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(330): We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens. (330): Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible. http://tfl.nu/ibu5

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(514): View more from Quebec

home. puking in laundry basket.

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(514): home. puking in laundry basket. http://tfl.nu/2psg

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(206): View more from Washington

She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.

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(206): She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy. http://tfl.nu/ixzo

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(985): View more from Louisiana

the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.

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(985): the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag. http://tfl.nu/heag

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(856): View more from New Jersey

my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face

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(856): my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face http://tfl.nu/f36p

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(647): View more from Ontario

She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.

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(647): She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters. http://tfl.nu/h38s

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.

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(832): I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair. http://tfl.nu/tpcg

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(214): View more from Texas

Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...

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(214): Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable... http://tfl.nu/uugd

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.

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(617): like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds. http://tfl.nu/7cy7

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.

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(920): We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing. http://tfl.nu/xflx

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(310): View more from California

Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing

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(310): Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing http://tfl.nu/gwvn

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(434): View more from Virginia

i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...

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(434): i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet... http://tfl.nu/ym2b

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed

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(651): I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed http://tfl.nu/fbkn

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