clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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