I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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