Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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