Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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