Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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