Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
high people should be assigned attendants
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize