I'm drive I can fine osifer
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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