***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
