So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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