is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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