I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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