we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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