Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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