you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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