you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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