did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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