I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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