then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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