god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
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