The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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