eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
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