Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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