This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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