Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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