its not stalking. its research.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
