have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My vagina is very pro this idea
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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