Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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I just gargled with NyQuil
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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