it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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