But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
