She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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