is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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