is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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