I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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