So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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