The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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