Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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