The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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