Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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