Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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