laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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