My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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