When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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