I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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