So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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