Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
