K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i think i have two assholes
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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