sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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