Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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