Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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