: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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