I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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