some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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