It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
