there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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